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Ship’s log – day 69

Days have been long, and noises have been plentiful, as is to be expected on a Jimmy Buffett Tribute Cruise. The elderly have taken hold of the sleeping quarters, leading to an outbreak of HIV on the ship. Passengers have now been 100% infected and now are stealing supplies for survival.

Ship’s log – 5 minutes later

I am now missing my steering wheel. An iceberg approaches on our starboard. We remain on a collision course far in the north arctic with a $jshane$2&hdokane

Ship’s log – 2 mins later
We hit the iceberg and it couldn’t have been a more disruptive crash into the hull. Unlike the titanic, there is no quartet serenading our passengers . Slow, frozen death is near. Goodbye world….. we’ll be wasting away in that big Margaritaville in the sky </3

Pacific

Narwhal

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